Oscar Insanity
Well, they get boring if, like me, you don’t give a rat’s hindquarters about dresses. The broadcast itself will be boring–although the presence of host Steve Martin will at least keep me on my toes. The awards will be boring, too. “Chicago’s” gonna win everything, folks. And even the “upsets” will be boring. After all, is it really an upset if Daniel Day-Lewis beats Jack Nicholson when everyone knows he’s the only person who has a shot at the upset?...