What night is that? Oh, just Werth’s Chia Pet night. Yep, the Nationals are hosting a promotion all for their beloved outfielder in August. To grow the anticipation for the occasion (not that it needs it), Washington released a sneak peek for what the glorious night will entail.

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Naturally, Werth’s bust has flowing locks and a green beard, but that’s not even the best part. The Chia Pet includes chest hair!

It’s perfect. A work of art, truly. The resemblance is uncanny.