Oh Boy Steph Curry Practiced In Those Hilarious Shoes

Look at those I Could Go For A Nice Piece of Fish-ass shoes.

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Curry has rightfully been taking a lot of flack for those I Can’t Sleep Past 6 a.m. Anymore-ass shoes, which presumably come with a free box of Claritin D. Now, with his team a win away from the title, he is striking back, by wearing those Steely Dan’s First Three Albums Are Era-Defining-ass shoes in the most public way possible.

Will Curry go with those Have Riley Back by 10-ass shoes during Game 5, or will he wear their actually-decent high-top brothers instead? Tune in for warmups Monday night, when we will find out for sure whether he’ll try to beat the Cavaliers in these shoes, which should only be worn to walk around the mall, then while drinking two IPAs and falling asleep.

A photo posted by ThompsonScribe (@thompsonscribe) on Jun 12, 2016 at 1:04pm PDT

The shoes — they are bad.