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Hunter presumably beat out other finalists like Gord the Lottery Ball and Darryl Katz’s son.

What’s most disturbing about the situation is this line from the Oilers’ official release:

If that’s true, something terrible is going on with children in Northern Alberta. Another troubing bit of information:

In a surprising twist, Hunter decided to learn more about the game, not feast on the brains and blood of those poor kids.

Go away, Hunter. You are unpleasant and fill us with fear.