On The Road With Potus

POTUS: President of the United States. Also VPOTUS (Vice President), FLOTUS (First Lady).

Clutch: Folks who should know better but latch onto the POTUS and won’t let go. “The mayor is such a clutch.”

Blood: When the advance team angers the locals. “There was some blood when we canceled the coffee klatsch.”

Chum: Buttons, pins, keychains andother trinkets handed out by the staff.

RON: Remain overnight.

Blue Goose: Podium for speeches by the POTUS and the VPOTUS (complete with gooseneck mikes and presidential seals).