Good Riddance. It’s Springer Time! Oprah’s feel-good blab is passe. What we require now is fights and sluts. Jerry! Jerry!
She’s a Ratings Martyr. She knew she’d lose fans with her self-help focus, and knew ‘Beloved’ was a tough sell. But she needs to better us!
‘O’ is for Get Over Yourself. Oprah gets preachier every year. She’s a cult leader, a self-proclaimed gurur. And besides. . .
She’s Telling Us How to Live? Can’t keep the fat off? Can’t tie the knot? Girl, your life’s a mess.
Don’t You Say That About Oprah! Survived poverty and abuse, saved the book biz, uses TV for good, cares about her fans and looks fly! You go, Oprah!
