PLAYERS CONVENTIONAL WISDOM O.J. - You are a brutal, disgusting chauvinist who should do time. And that’s before the murders. Oprah +/- Is there anything you haven’t been through? But healing shtik better than freak shows. Farrakhan - Murder plot against him foiled. But Malcolm’s public now knows your true history. Yeltsin - Shape up before it’s too late. PS: Check into the Betski Ford clinic. Letterman + Oscar gig will take Dave global. How do you say “hairpiece” in Tagalog? Malibu - Fire, mud, flood. Come out East where the weather’s good!
